Fuck, Marry, Kill

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I was tagged by Snake-TheApocalypse, and kinda bored, so why not? XD Gonna do the same questions he did. Kinda.

Video Game Characters:

I would definitely fuck Siegfried from Soul Calibur or Iori from King of Fighters. I'd love to marry Telltale's version of Harvey Dent (handsome and a pretty nice guy and you can still feel for him even after losing it, I appreciate this in good characters), and kill CELICA. A. FUCKING. MERCURY. Seriously, screw her.

Actors:

Wanna put Keanu Reeves here, but after what happened to his deceased girlfriend, I feel like saying this would be lack of respect to him. I guess Chris Pratt is a good candidate instead, and I'd love to marry the latter or Liev Schreiber. I'd totally kill Alec Baldwin for being such a shit person.

Feeling Random, so Food:

I'd totally fuck a banana, marry chocolate and kill P'tcha (This disgusting shit: www.ynet.co.il/PicServer2/0202… It's pretty much meat jelly..... EWW.)

I'll taaaag... MajorAlisaFan dragonsnap24 LunarSpawnSerenata
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Video Game Characters:

I'd fuck Vergil from Devil May Cry, marry Dante from Devil May Cry, and kill Hojo from Final Fantasy 7 (Even though he technically gets killed but he does sort of come back, then gets killed again but whatever...OVERKILLl!).

Actors:

I'd fuck Chris Hemsworth, marry Hugh Jackman or Tom Hiddleston (Can't decide), and kill Donald Trump (Yes, he did do a slight bit of acting in movies).

Feeling Random, so Food:

I'd totally fuck chocolate peanut butter cheesecake, marry pizza, and kill anything containing mayonnaise and/or mustard.